Paradigm For The Cosmo

Learn from the masters.

The Five Ways To Be An Icon

This lesson is to be intended for advanced students only. Follow the rules strictly.

1- Make use of the maximum amount of drugs your body can tolerate.

2- Be in a seminal band produced by a world known pop-artist and sell a miserable quntity of records.

3- Split the seminal band.

4- Put toghether a band of shady looking musicians (learn from above video).

5- Write a three chords song so incredibly beautiful as in video above and sing it like the world is ending tomorrow.